Like in any footballing nation, our football is characterised by a variety of factors that distinguish us from the rest of football world. One of the traits that have always held my interest in local football is the exclusive language that is often spoken by players on the field of play, as well as by fans across the country.
As some words are regional and some just passing fads, there are ones that have shown longevity and national recognition. Below is a list of some of the most recognised words in the 'Diski' culture.
"Umbane "
In English, this word simply means 'electricity'. In the language of Diski the word refers to a powerful shot at goal. It is the rare and mighty power of a shot that you know brings terror to goalkeepers and draws that facial expression on a fan. The kind of power behind the ball packed by players such as Hlompo Kekana, Taye Taiwo and former players such as Eric Tinkler, Paul Scholes and John Arne Riise.
"Inkomo"
This word is one of the most popular in Mzansi. In English it means 'cow.' In diski it means a really awful player with an incredibly low sense of gravity on the ball. The term was originally inspired by physically imposing players with little ball playing skills.
"Umngcwabo"
Meaning a 'funeral' in English, is a match in which a team basically gets annihilated and destroyed by the opposition. It is destroying a team with every advantage in football, particularly by goals and ball possession.
"Ibanana"
This is a well taken cross, free-kick or corner kick where the ball flies in with a lovely swerve and bend that resembles a banana shape. Much like David Beckham did and Angel Di Maria does today. Locally, Sameehg Doutie of Bidvest Wits can put in a banana on a good day.
"Ikhanda"
This is a Zulu word for 'head'. It is often used to refer to when a game is won by an odd goal scored with a well-taken and crucial header.
"Yster"
This is an Afrikaans word for 'iron.' It is used to identify strong, reliable and very mature centre backs.
"Thembisa"
In isiXhosa the word refers to hope. On the field of play, it is what is commonly known as the 'drop of the shoulder' trick or 'show me your number.' It is famous because it is very embarrassing to the player on the receiving end, especially if they close their eyes.
"Umshesha phantsi"
This expression refers to one that is very quick on the ground. It is a pass or shot that is low but with great speed, usually a goal. It is also known as a 'grass-cutter. '
"Igwijo" or "Amagwijo"
The words simply means 'song.' Those are the songs sung in stadiums by fans and by players in dressing rooms just before games.
"Ishumi"
It is the number '10' in isiZulu. It is used to identify the most threatening and highly skilled player from the opposition, usually not wearing the actual number 10 on his back. Across many townships and for generations these players are nicknamed "Ace" and "Shoes." The most special player in a township.
What other words can you think of that fit into Mzansi's football dictionary?
